Pretending to think hard🤔 when the teacher is looking👀at you!
Who else did this?

Can you swear with your life that the person
you are dating is dating only you??

Unfriending you on Facebook doesn’t mean we are fighting.
•~•
The content you post doesn’t add any value for my purpose for being on Facebook.🤷
•~•
Imagine spending so much on data to see you saying “best kissers have a surname that starts with letter K” everyday.💔
Like Really?

Keep on forgiving him while
you still looking for someone to replace him.

The day women respect their Spouses the same way they
effortlessly kneel down before their pastors,
MEN will attend church! 🙏

They always says don’t laugh at other people situation
coz you’ll end up being in that situation
but I’ve been laughing at Bill Gates
but nothing happens. Mxm

Just Imagine you are in heaven eating your daily bread then boom!!
Satan passes with pizza.*

I know slay queens will follow him

When you’re Dead , You Don’t know You’re Dead.
The Pain is felt by Others.

The Same thing Happens when you’re Stupid

When you greet people and they don’t respond….
What do you say in silence?😠

Two guys raped a princess, and when they were
caught
and sent to
the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many
fruits as
they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and
returned with 15 mangoes.The king ordered his
guards to
insert all the mangoes into his a**s so he would feel
the
same pain as the princess. The guards did as they
were
ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in
pain.After
sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and
started
laughing. The guards then became surprised and
asked him
why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy
pointed
to the road and said,
LOOK AT MY FRIEND (SIMON)
HE IS BRINGING 30 WATERMELONS

Female phones never ring
when you with them

If we breakup im coming to collect my teddy bear
cant leave my kid with a Stranger Never😂

Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..

Very important health tips: don’t eat
burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate
Without ME!

“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
.
Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
.
»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
.
The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!

Rainbow: Doctor my 5 years old son is very
naughty boy. He made our maid pregnant…
DOCTOR: nonsense….how is it possible???!
Rainbow: he took a pin and punctured all
my co***ms.