Relationships requires alot of hard work That Won’t pay out at the end… how many times did you stay loyal to someone but still you got hurt at the end?? it’s never too late to showoff your febing skills.

If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day

Sometimes You Gotta Text Her “Babe
I’m At The Mall Let Me Know If You Want Anything ASAP”
Then SWITCH OFF THE PHONE

Doctors be like
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Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills

Those guys have got their own handwriting

After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….

Her: babie have you seen my panty?

Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!

Her:😡😳😞😞

Nice lunch fat ones

Self employed and not yet working
are the biggest companies on Facebook

The number she is refusing to give you is the same number
another guy just deleted.Dont kill yoself my broda

A Real Girlfriend Kneels Down When
Answering Her Boyfriend’s Call

Dear satan….
Stop hiding behind bo katlego……we all know its you!!!!

When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend

If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:

Church is my college.
Heaven is my university.
Father God is my counselor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
Bible is my textbook.
Temptations are my exams.
Overcoming Satan is my hobby.
Winning souls for God is my assignment.
Receiving eternity is my degree.
Praise and Worship are my slogan

Did u just say Amen?

Saying: “Oh yeah, i get it”
Just so the teacher walks away.

We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends because
there are those guys called: “I’m here for you”.