This Winter I’m wearing my PUMA Jersey till it becomes OUMA

The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”

Relationship stress will make you
forget to seat down in a taxi..

My neighbour’s daughter has been knocking on my door
since but I don’t want to open
Their maths homework is difficult.

Having a kid is like having a little broke friend

When are they making heels for short men???
Asking for a friend.

Dating a broke married man is a waste of sin my sister

Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.

They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.

1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”

2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”

3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”

4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“

Guys please help a brother out,
how long do pop corns take to pop?😐
I mean I’ve already added 4 cups of water

After finishing dinner in a restaurant,
the wife told her husband:
“give some tip to the waiter”😉

Husband called the waiter and told him:
“Don’t Get Married!!”.

After sex🍆🍑….

Girl: babie i need iphone 7 or samsung galaxy s8 edge….

Me: it was just sex so stop acting like you gave me your kidney!!!

😂😂😂men can be rude sometimes

When you ask her to send you nudes
then you see her “typing”..

Humans are two types🙈:
men👦 and women👧,

Haha thanks