Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please no arguement here✋

Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work

HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now

Never kiss a xhosa girl with your eyes closed😑.
I lost my phone yesterday!!!

The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

Those girls who dont usually post status but pictures and are always online on facebook……, they are big leaders in asking guys money!!!

Dont catch feelings after reading this…..chill girls and keep on asking for donations!!!

Happy birthday to everyone forever…
Now I can live freely not worried about whose birthday is it tomorrow

I started fearing Nyaope the day I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off he asked me who sang the song because I was afraid he would moer me I said “Yamaha Feat Petrol”

You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot

Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….

Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients