My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month

Have you ever made up a fake story and
your loyal friends say i remember that

A guy sat quietly in a bar very much
preoccupied about what his life will be from
his work.
All of a sudden, the city’s most notorious
bouncer kicked him off his chair onto the
floor and said to him, “that’s Karate for you,
Made in Japan.”
Knowing that he didn’t stand a chance with
him, he quietly woke up and went to sit
back at the his chair.
A while later, the bouncer came back with a
smack right onto the guy’s face and said
again, “that’s KUNG FU, made in China.”
A not so long, the bouncer kicked him again
and said, “That’s Taekwondo, made in
Korea.”
Thereafter, he walked to the bartender
ordered his beer and started drinking.
Infuriated, the guy went left the bar with
minor bruises.
About ten minutes later, the guy came back
and smacked the sh!!t out of the bouncer
knocking him out instantly.
Just then, he looked at the barman and said,
“when that bastard wakes up, tell him that
was a shovel(Foxolo), made in New York!”…

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when
i saw a ghost looking left and right to see
if it’s safe to cross the road

*RELATIONSHIPS IN 2020*
Boy: babe Are you coming or I can call
Refiloe.
Girl: sorry sweetheart, I can’t today I will
go and see Rainbow .He got paid today.

My sister, if you like him, just walk up to him and say it…
Stop trying to send signals, you are not a TV Antenna

Real men will put their clothes on first
then put lotion on the remaining visible
parts.

“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

South Africa Army has been training since I was a kid but SA never had a war. Can’t they organize a friendly match with Iraq?

My pride doesn’t allow me to text any girl or reply via inbox cause I respect what I have. Sometimes Facebook ruins a lots of relationships

I HATE IT WHEN I SING A SONG AND SOMEONE CORRECT ME☹☹😣🤚🏽
WHAT IF KETSHE IS DOING A REMIX

i Hate Seeing My Girl Cry ,
That’s Why i Have A Password On My Phone. ..