My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE

Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.

I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window

NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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DECEMBER
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days

I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*

They called me at Police station and they said
someone opened a case for me.
Father God I am praying
I hope it’s the case of Heineken or Castle Lite.

Not everyone is in a Relationship for Love
Some of you are dating just because your friends are also dating..!

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”

A woman who finds beauty within herself
without comparing to other women
will always win in life.

I said, babe we will meet near Nandos
then boom i found her inside reading the
Menu📄..!!

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u