If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

The only problem of being a visitor is
where to hang your underwear.

Telling a guy you got a boyfriend won’t make him leave you alone….
Ask for money,, he’ll stop messaging you.

If you need the nearest and cheapest guesthouse ask married men💍
they always know these things..

When you have a good news but
you don’t know which snake 2 tell first.

[Depression]
Is when you go through All the filters &
but your pic is still ugly…

You Called Her Ugly Back In High School…
Now You’re In Her Unread Messages

I Have A Problem Of Not Finishing Sentences
It All Started Last Week When I…

Whites: I’m broke.

Blacks: Maturity is when December doesn’t excite you anymore.

Some Girls Never Go Out ✋😥 ..
They Will Bath On Weekends Just To Take Pictures 💯

If you want to see a lady never
forgets just promise her money

There are still good ladies out there who won’t cheat
or ask you for money but
their stubbornness will frustrate your life

Having a twin is cool, the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like: “Oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tarven”..

Welcome to Mzansi where a girl
borrows clothes from her friend to
visit a guy who borrowed a room from his friend.