Her:Bbe please unlock your phone 4 me📱
Me:Bbe do u still rememmber you once cheated on me

Nyaope boy can wake from
death just to go sell his coffin

My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”

They will go to a witchdoctor for a love portion
and invite Pastor on the Wedding Day.
Oh I love Africans

My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly

Coca-cola 2L price in South Africa
Pick n Pay – R14.00
Adam’s shop – R18.00
Shell garage – R24.00
Traffic officer – R250.00
Licence department – R3500.00

Just Because You Traveled Abroad and
You Keep Asking Me How’s South Africa ?
Did You Leave South Africa In My Hands?

Do You Still Remember Back Then When You Were Stupid AF That When You Found A Boyfriend
You’d Write:
.
– lebo 4 Kay
– True Love Never Die
– Die By Mistake
– Mistake By People
– People By Jealous
.
– On Your School Bag???

i told my doctor that I broke my arm  in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places

My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

Some people come into your life JUST to send
you ‘wud’, ‘hud’, ‘wuw’, ‘k’, type of texts!!

My friends, Never ever dare to wish your haters to die. 😂 😂 😂
.
Reason being, “You mighty loose some of your family members”. 💖

Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.

This thing of the sun coming out at 5am and
liquor stores open is 9am is not fair.😶