There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.” With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family

We are on Facebook for fun is either u joining us
or we hurt ur feelings…simple

They have started waving again guess
the conference didnt help at all

A man and his wife were in court to have divorce. The problem in contention was who was the owner of the child. The man or the woman? The woman jumped up and said my Lord, I am the owner of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour alone. The judge then turn to man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said my lord mine is a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?

A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.

When they got to the top , they both counted to 3

the woman jumped but the man stayed

he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute

Who betrayed who ??

If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!

If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!

Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!

When a woman starts laughingduring an argument,
she has flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.!

When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae

Only a black person will be lost in town but still
pretend to know where they’re going

My granny decided to hide the bread from me today…
so I also hid her false teeth….
I guess no ones eating today