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My Problem is Not That Girls Fall During Deliverance,
But The Way They Fall And Still Remember To
Close Their Legs Damn Shit Kills Me

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Tips For Loosing Weight..! Slowly Turn Your Head To The Left Then Again To Your Right.. Repeat This Exercise When i Offer You Food…Thank Me Later

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Short people tlogelang gore boledisa Rena tall people are rate go boledisa ke batho ba maemo ako tlase

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Suprabhatam
Live your life and forget your age.
What matters most is how you see yourself .
Keep smiling !!
Be happy !!
Good Morning

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A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight. However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually. Blind husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their married life. He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.
One day she died. Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town.
A man from behind called and said, now how will you be able to walk all alone? All these days your wife used to help you.
He replied, I am not blind. I was acting, because if she knew l could see her ugliness it would have pained her more than her disease. So I pretended to be blind. She was a very good wife. I only wanted to keep her happy.

Moral:- *Some times it is good for us to act blind and ignore one another’s short comings, in order to be happy*

*No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That’s the spirit of FORGIVENESS. Even though the eyes don’t see each other, they see things together, blink simultaneously and cry together. That’s UNITY.” May the Lord grant us all the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness*.

1. _”Alone I can ‘Say’ but together we can ‘talk’._
2. _”Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but together we can celebrate_

3. _’Alone I can ‘Smile’ but together we can ‘Laugh’._

*That’s the BEAUTY of Human Relations. We are nothing without each other*
STAY CONNECTED

*QUOTE OF THE DAY*
_The razor blade is sharp but can’t cut a tree; the axe is strong but can’t cut the hair._
*MORALS*; *Everyone is important according to his/her unique purpose,Never look down on anyone unless you are admiring their shoes*

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My brother, don’t fool yourself thinking that you will satisfy a
woman. Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they shave it
and draw their own. So who are u?

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When you all are broke and bae has a gold tooth ,
decision time

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When a GIRL👸 ; 👇

° Stops stressing,
° Stops getting jealous,
° Stops Asking Questions,
° Never Message Or Call U First,
° Stop Asking About Your friends (GIRL) & starts saying, “Nah I’m Not Mad, It’s Cool , It’s OK”
° Stops arguing about small stuff,
° Stops worrying about you &
° Stops blowing up your phone….

Carefully read this line Now: JUST KNOW THAT THE LAST “TEAR” HAS
DROPPED & SHE NO LONGER CARES 💔😏

AM I Right Ladies ??

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That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.

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Women who fall in love or marry men because of money must never criticize prostitutes; they are of the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while the prostitutes work in the public sector.

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I was stupid enough to think that
i was the only flower in your garden

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*Very interesting & meaningful msg 2 share:*

*If:*
*A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z*
*is equal to:*

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26*

*Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below*

*A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;*
*E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;*
*I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;*
*M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;*
*Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;*
*U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;*
*Y = 25 ; Z = 26.*

Then,

*H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K*
=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11
*= 98%*

*K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E*
=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
*=96%*

*L+O+V+E*
= 12+15+22+5
*= 54%*

*L+U+C+K ;*
=12+21+3+11
*= 47%*

*None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?*

*Is it Money?*
.
*NO!*

*M+O+N+E+Y*
= 13+15+14+5+25
*=72%*

*Leadership?*

*NO!*

*L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P*
=12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16
*=97%*

*Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our…..*

*”ATTITUDE”*

*A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;*
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
*= 100%*

*It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life 100% Successful.*

*Amazing Mathematics*

*Beautiful msg to share*

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Wife: I have good news nd bad news for you.. Which one I shld start with??

Husband: Im very busy tell me the good news only

Wife: The air bags in our AUDI is working nicely!!

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Do not go where a path may lead.
Instead go where there is no path
and leave a trail.

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Her silence made him say is it possible for a pretty women like you to have a cold heart

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I have this tree analogy when I think of people in my life, be it friends, family, acquaintances, employees, co-workers, whomever…They are all placed inside what I call my tree test. It goes like this:

LEAF PEOPLE
Some people come into your life and they are like leaves on a tree. They are only there for a season. You can’t depend on them or count on them because they are weak and only there to give you shade. Like leaves, they are there to take what they need and as soon as it gets cold or a wind blows in your life they are gone. You can’t be angry at them, it’s just who they are.

BRANCH PEOPLE
There are some people who come into your life and they are like branches on a tree. They are stronger than leaves, but you have to be careful with them. They will stick around through most seasons, but if you go through a storm or two in your life it’s possible that you could lose them. Most times they break away when it’s tough. Although they are stronger than leaves, you have to test them out before you run out there and put all your weight on them. In most cases they can’t handle too much weight. But again, you can’t be mad with them, it’s just who they are.

ROOT PEOPLE
If you can find some people in your life who are like the roots of a tree then you have found something special. Like the roots of a tree, they are hard to find because they are not trying to be seen. Their only job is to hold you up and help you live a strong and healthy life. If you thrive, they are happy. They stay low key and don’t let the world know that they are there. And if you go through an awful storm they will hold you up. Their job is to hold you up, come what may, and to nourish you, feed you and water you.

Just as a tree has many limbs and many leaves, there are few roots. Look at your own life. How many leaves, branches and roots do you have? What are you in other people’s lives?

THANK GOD FOR THE ROOTS!

~ I fall, I rise. I make mistakes. I live, I learn. I’ve been hurt, but I’m alive. I’m human, I am not perfect, but I’m thankful. Amen somebody!!

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