At church service⛪
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Pastor called Rich infront of congregation for a prophecy🎤
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Pastor: Can I prophecy?😶
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Rich: Yes Man Of God😮
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Pastor: Do I know u? Have we Met before?😐
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Rich: Not at all Pastor! And its my first time coming here☺
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Pastor: You have blankets at home😕
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Rich: Yes that’s true pastor😊
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Pastor: you eat food and drink water for almost everyday😕
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Rich: Yes papa! Go deeper papa go deeper!
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Pastor: And your mother is a woman
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Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.
Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work
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One day I wish to wake up in the morning,
turn on the news and hear
“Monday is cancelled, go back to sleep”
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I saw two cockroaches mating(having s*x). I wanted to spray insecticide”Baygon” and I thought twice,maybe he has been chasing her for years,and she has been eating his money without allowing him get”down there”,I’m a human and I have a good heart,so I let him enjoy……… But as I was leaving, I got a second thought. What if he’s raping her?…….. I’m confused. What do I do?
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Judge: Ok miss, ikwento mo sa amin at sa hukumang ito kung paano ka ginahasa ng suspek na ito.
Victim: Hinawakan niya po ako, tapos hiniga niya ako sa kama. Hinubad niya ang damit at bra ko tapos dinide niya ang boobs ko pababa sa puso ko tapos hinubad niya pantalon at panty ko tapos
Judge: Wait lang ! Itigil ang kaso.
Victim: Bakit judge ?
Judge: Tinitigasan ako.
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Hi po, ako po si Lira, babae at 19 years old. Nagtatrabaho po ako bilang isang call center agent sa isang malaking kompanya dito sa amin. Malayo po ang bahay namin sa pinagtatrabahuan ko. Mga 3 rides pa po bago makarating dun. Minsan po nilalakad ko lang kahit na madaling araw o hating gabi na ako lang mag-isa kasi wala naman po akong boyfriend at ayoko na ring gisingin pa mga kapatid ko or si tatay para ihatid ako sa sakayan ng jeep. Isang araw naglalakad ako ng mag-isa sa gitna ng madilim na daan. May naramdaman po akong kalaskas ng mga tuyong dahon. Yung tunog na parang may sumusunod sa akin. Hindi naman po ako takot sa multo kasi di naman po ako naniniwala dun. Tumigil ako sa paglalakad at nagmatyag sa kapaligiran. Habang nakatayo ako ay may lumapit saking isang lalaki. Matangkad, malaki ang pangangatawan, maraming buhok sa mukha at makakatakot ang itsura niya. Nanginig na ako that time. Hindi ko na alam kung ano ang gagawin ko. Nang biglang naglabas niya ng gunting. Kaya ginawa ko inilabas ko bato. Yun talo siya. Kaya nakadaan ako.
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Difference between anxiety and depression”
Anxiety:
Apprehension over what’s about to happen and what could happen in the future.
Worried thoughts, or a belief that something could go wrong.
Feeling like you need to run away or avoid things that could cause further anxiety.
Depression:
Feeling of sadness about the future, as though it’s hopeless.
Listlessness, and a lack of belief that positive things will occur.
A little worry, but instead a certainty of future negative emotions.
Possible suicidal thoughts.
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I thought I’ve seen it all at varsity till a 1st year went to a lecturer n said “can I pls go to toilet”
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Last Night i was with Trevor Noah, we were going to perform at a sell out crowd in New York. When we were about to start with the jokes…….behold…….my mother woke me up “Ronnie wake up and get ready for school”.
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I’m still not talking to her
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Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol
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Kgopela gele apara Gucci le di Aeronautica tseo tsa lena le di apare le di price tag
Re lapishitse kedi fake
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Le lucky bale betha ka thupa ko skolong now…..Ka nako yela ya rena ne bare thuntsha
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You Can Talk As Much Bad As You Can About The Beautiful Girls Slaying On Facebook But Don’t Forget🙋 We Know That Deep Down You Want To Be A Slay Queen Too.
But Your Looks Are Beyond Your Control. Sorry My Sister
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A Man Looses His Wife To Death And Remarries A Year After, He Did The Rught Thing, He’s Being Praised And Congratulated For Moving On, After All Life Is For The Living. A Woman Looses Her Husband To Death And Remarries After 4yrs, “aaah! So Early? Are U Sure She Wasn’t Sleeping With That Man Even When Her Husband Was alive? That Was Why She Killed Her Husband
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I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.
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Ke tlhompa January ke kreile nurse eja borotho e fetisa Ka drip
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