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After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!

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Be wise in the decisions you make! sometimes it only takes a minute to make a decision,
but you may end up spending a lifetimes regretting it.

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Everybody’s a self-made man, but only the successful ones are ever willing to admit it

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There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One

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Love doesn’t need 1000 words, of 1000 gifts, needs only 3 things, trust, respect, and above all sincerity!

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Interviewer: I see yr cv u went to University Of South Africa.
Her: Yes, I was visiting my cousin!!

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A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!

If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”

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Teacher: class choose between money and brain
Themba: I’d go for money
Teacher: I’d go for brain
Themba: well, everybody goes for what he doesn’t have

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Me: babe can u please come and ride me😐
Her: i don’t have a driver’s licence

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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”

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Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember you, I ALWAYS DO

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dear,
be a friend yourself this time .. never blame yourself and tell it ” those moments will end as it began and i know that behind every cloud there’s a heavy rain .. after every failure there’s a great success .. trust in god and stand again , the fall isn’t worthy of you

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People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.

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Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

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