I didn’t say you were a slut….I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often…
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What if Jacob Zuma wants to
resign but can’t write
a resignation letter??.
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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .
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Everyday passes by and i am one step closer to the best thing in my life.
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One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you
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You define your own life. Don’t let people write your script..
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“I AM PREGNANT” she TOLD her
MAN…
he SMILED and KISSED her LIPS and
said
“CORRECTION my LOVE, we ARE
pregnant.
FOR that CHILD in YOUR womb is
HALF of ME and
HALF of YOU; and I will NOT let
YOU go
THROUGH the PREGNANCY alone… I
may NOT
carry OUR child BUT i WILL carry
YOU and
OUR child IN my HEART and CARE. I
WILL be
THE best FATHER to OUR child…
WE are PREGNANT!”
Now that’s a REAL MAN, One in a MILLION.
Blessed day You All
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The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.
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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo
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She posted ”I miss my Dead”
I commented ”Please don’t miss English classes”
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There Was A Party & The Host Was Getting Worried
Because There Were Too Many People And Not Enough Refreshments.
Host Wasn’t Sure If All Of Them Were Invited Or Not.
Then He Got An Idea.
He Turned To Guests & Said: “Will All Those From The Bride Side Of The Family Please Stand Up?”
About 20 People Stood.
Then He Asked: “And From Groom’s Side?”
About 25 More People Stood.
Then He Smiled & Said: “Will All Those Who Stood Please Leave, This Is A Birthday Party”
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Witchcraft is when your girlfriend starts arguing with a Bouncer in a Club…and ends up saying…”My boyfriend ain’t scared of you!!”
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When they move from Europe to Africa =Voyages of discovery.
When we move from Africa to Europe =Illegal immigrants.
A group of Africans in Europe =Refugees.
A group of Europeans in Africa = Tourists .
A group of Africans in the bush = Poachers .
A Group of Europeans in bush = Hunters !
Black people working in a foreign country =Foreigners.
White people working in a foreign country=Expatriates!!
This world has failed Africa!
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Uzalo luyabheda nj Lvovo played a character whr he was in jail not so long ago bt now he is back as Lvovo aisuka!!
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We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”
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