Victory ✌ is when u find ur crush struggling with a trolley 🚃 and then u come and push it with one hand
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I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
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I seriously need to stop flirting. I nearly got myself into a relationship. Yesess!!!
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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
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Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son
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I taxi yi R13.50 😨 and then banginika I R200 bathi 5, R100 bathi 3 , R100 bathi 4, kuze I R50 bathi 2 lastly R100 bathi 1…eh kwaba mnyama emini 😯….ngisathi ngiyabala someone at the back shouts
“angikakayitholi I change yam”…😕. ngavele ngathi short left mzuzu loyo I taxi iqeda kuphuma e renken
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My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(
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If You Select seSotho On The
ATM Your Money Comes Coverd
In Blankets
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Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname, ambize “Mjeswana”
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Mapostola a goya kerekeng ka heels 👠👠 a keba tseye serious
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Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”
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VERY INTERESTING TRUE LIFE
STORY.
A man was joking with his
son, that tomorrow i will have a
car, the son just laugh and said
where will you get the money
from? Is it not just now we
drank garri tea without sugar(no
money to buy sugar)
The man said, but God can do it in a
seconds. The son said it is impossible, this is 8:00 pm in the night, then tell me will you steal it?
The man was silent… In the next morning, The man and His son heard a knock on their door.
This man went and check, he saw a man with JEEP. This man asked who are you looking for please. The man reply it is you.
“And it happens to be his old
time school mate who is base in
London, and just came back to
the village for a season holiday.”
The visitor said:
“i came home yesterday and i brought this JEEP for you. Take the key, this JEEP is
yours. You once helped me when
we were in school, you lend me
your clothes when we go out and
give me food when I’m hungry.
I’m now a Rich man. Take this
Car, You will see $50,000 US Dollar in
the boot “. The man and his son
burst into tears and hugged the
rich friend. Now, I pray that every
impossibility in your life will be
made possible.
…those that say you will not succeed, in their front God will bless you!!
Please don’t ignore this prayers.
Like| Share & Type Amen to claim this prayer
tonight
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I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE
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Our Father Who Art In Facebook, Hallowed Be Thy Feleb!
Thy Lily-Jack Jokes, Thy Will Be Done On Facebook As He Does Them Live.
Give Us This Day, All The Likes We Need And Forgive Us For Being Blind With Free Mode. As We Forgive Those Who Don’t Like And Comment On Our Statuses.
And Lead Us Not Into Unfriending Them, But Deliver Us From Blompots. For Thy Is Their Accounts, Their Money And Phones.
Forever And Ever, AMEN!!!
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You’ve A Boyfriend That You’re Always Proud Of, But You’re Always On Free Mode;
What’s His Job Kantsi???
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Your girlfriend wants u to meet her family😐
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When u get there…The elder sister is your ex-girlfriend😯
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The younger brother is the boy u were fighting with over a girl😤
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Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop coming with girls for abortion😩
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And finally the mother is a sugar mommy who just bought u the car🚗 u are currently using😨
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What will u do?
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Stop pronouncing God as guard…
That’s why ur prayers don’t get answered
they go stra8 to security companies.
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