when I was Grade 3
siya namomroblema kasi gabi na nung umuwi yung gf nya
ako pinoproblema ko kasi ginabi na ko sa paglalaro ng pogs at teks!
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ਮੈਂ – its Over
GF – ਪਰ ਤੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਕੇ
ਸਿਰਫ ਮੌਤ ਹੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਅਲੱਗ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੀ ਆ
ਮੈਂ – ਹਾਂ , ਪਰ ਮੈਂ ਇਹ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਕੇ ਕਿਸਦੀ ਮੌਤ
ਕੱਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਗਵਾਂਢੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਕੁੱਤਾ ਮਰ ਗਿਆ
so its Over
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Me:its over.
Her: But you said only death could do us apart.
Me :We did not specify whose death will do us apart
anyway I just lost my granny, its over.
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my sister posted a pic of her on whatsaap apere stofie and I commented “stofie se reng mo nywaneng” Instead Of Stofie Se reng mo ngwaneng” now ke tshaba goya gae…
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I put my grandmother’s phone on vibration,
and I told her that she need to buy
new ring tones,
now I have R250 with me just to buy her new ring tones.
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relationship breakups doesn’t hurt much like
when ur crush see you on a taxi stop
waiting for your mom with a wheelbarrow…
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motho o tlao tsholela nama e nyane
ko lesong o kare go swile ena..
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Lady’s who cook at funerals
kopela juice ya lona ebe sweet nyana tuu…
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Doctor to patient: How did you hurt yourself so badly?
Patient: I simply asked my wife, “where have you been?”
She replied: “To the beauty parlour”,
I just asked:”Was it closed?”
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ਪਤਨੀ – ਮੈਂ 2 ਘੰਟਿਆਂ ਲਈ ਬਾਹਰ ਜਾ ਰਹੀ ਹਾਂ,
ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕੁਝ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ?
ਪਤੀ – ਨਹੀਂ ਐਨਾ ਹੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਆ
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Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*
Husband – *No, That’s enough.
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Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy:I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: think again BBY
Girl: no no and no
Boy:Waiter bring separate bills📄📄 please
Girl:OK OK ……I love you too bby
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Someone wrote :
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She’s 3months pregnant…
Sengingabaleka or ngithi ukuma kancane???
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Whites – call the police
Blacks – fonela iveni
Shweleeeee
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First round….use condom
Second round….dont use condom
Third round…use condom
Forth round….dont use condom
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Thats how we confuse HIV!!!
Doing sex like that you cant get it. Try and thank me later
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Your mama so stupid that
she doesn’t even know if your a boy or a girl
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