IRONY OF THE LIFE WE LIVE
1: A lawyer wants you in trouble
2: A doctor wants you sick
3: A policeman wants you to be a criminal
4: A teacher wants you born stupid
5: A landlord wants you without a house
6: A prostitute wants you not married
7: A dentist wants you with decayed teeth
8: A mechanics wants your car broken down
9: A coffin maker wants you dead
10: Only a thief wishes you prosperity!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy world we living in

ladies if your boyfriend/husband
is cheating on u…
boil water … Let it boil,boil and boil,boil boil…
While water is still boiling wait 4 him to fall asleep…….
Whn ur very sure dt he is sleeepin….
thn make some tea nd drink
Tea reduces stress
stop crying…!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
Man calling his lady on phone
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself “Maybe she’s
sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom.” A lady calling her man
Calling. Calling. Calling She angrily cut the call
& says to her self
“I knew it! he’s with another girl”
TRUE/FALSE?

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”

Still dont understand people….! You will hear him/her saying ‘I’m leaving this satafrika’ while you dont have even taxi money to go to town😂😂😂😂😂😂

You are too ambitious

A man happily updated his status on facebook ‘Thank you God😍😍…..i have just got my salary’ 10 minutes later he was so sad😐😏 and down😪….!
Do you know why…….???
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His landlord liked his status

Girls with big boobs are more cheerful and friendly but the ones with small boobs are rude and naturally wicked!!!!

Lets not argue on this!!!

Most ladies go to parties with empty big handbags but when they come back………, their handbags are full of food and drinks🍪🍩🍰🍫🍬🍣🍢🍾🍷🍸!!!!

Ladies please let this habbit go with july…..we dont want this from 1 august on-wards😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think its loud and clear!!!!
Busy in studio polishing my pics….will upload soon!! Get ready

Nelson Mandela has changed his
profile picture on the South African money