There is nothing in this life that lasts
forever.
.
People change – Friends become enemies
and lovers become strangers.
.
Things go wrong and change – Happiness
becomes sadness and tears, and the sweet
memories become history. Everything
changes…
.
But no matter all that life still goes on… So,
cherish every moment you get in life and
enjoy it to the fullest. Appreciate what you
have before it becomes what you had. Be
happy and use every chance you get

Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?

You know you are about to be given a punani
when you hear her say ” Go lock the door first”

Gone are those days

If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”

All the guys please close your eyes.
…
So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR

Imagine dating a guy who doesn’t qualify for Airtime advance…. OMG!!

Why do women think it’s ok to get home after a long day, greet a man then take off the wig like it’s nothing?
So, this wig is meant for the people on the streets
while your man sees another man at home??

Knowing English does not equate intelligence.
There are hobos in London

Nowadays boys don’t hit & run.
They hit hit hit hit & hit again until ladies run!!

Relationships nowadays:
•°•
Friday: Sexy
Saturday: Sex
Sunday: Ex
Monday: Next!!

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle