Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄

All slim girls please gather here, I need a new broom.

*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Couples Wearing Matching Outfits, Is A Sign That
The Girlfriend Is In Control Of The Relationship.

Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job

Is singing really necessary

My boyfriend want to produce me to him parents
and I’m so skirt what can I do guns?

>You are not black enough if your mother
didn’t tell you to reduce your age in a taxi😂

Nowadays in a relationship when you go offline for the whole day
you must make sure you come back with a doctors note and Affidavit