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Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??😷😷😷

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African mosquitos are diesel motor powered,
you can hear them from kilometers away

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Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 😂😂😂😂😂

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Enfait,je viens de realisé que j’avais un talent cashé,je peus mêtre du designe sur les drap avec des produit naturelle😧 😥,je n’est qua les mêtre la oú je mets ma têtê est le matin ….buf le designe est sur le drap😆

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Wala maisip na ipopost

kaya ikukuwento ko nalang sa inyo yung araw na nakapatay ako ng aswang. Malamang ayaw nyo malaman pero ikukuwento ko parin sa inyo. Noon sa bukid namin may isang aswang na malupit. Walang sino man ang makakapatay sa kanya kasi masyado syang malakas. May lahi din kasi syang mangkukulam kaya pag sinabihan ka nya ng magkakasakit ka, magkakasakit ka talaga, at pag sinabi nyang mamamatay ka, mamamatay ka. Kaya isang araw, habang nagpupushup ako sa bakuran namin, nakita ko ang aswang na nakatuwad sa may palayan malapit sa bahay ng kapitbahay namin, patago ko syang nilapitan at nung nilapitan ko sya habang nagtatago ako, nakita ko syang tumatae. At nung umalis na sya, dali dali kong binunot yung kahoy sa lupa at dinampot ko ang parte ng tae nya at pumuslit ako sa bahay nya para ipahid ang tae sa door knob ng pintuan nya at nag dali daling tumago at nag tiyagang maghintay para buksan nya ang pinto. Nang hinawakan nya ang door knob napasigaw sya ng “PUTANG INA BAT MAY TAE SA DOOR KNOB KO LINTEK MAMATAY ANG MAY ARI NG TAE NATO!!” Ayun napatay ko ang aswang. The end.

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Umuntu umubona ngokuhlafuna uswidi ukuthi akakwazi ukulinfa

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You may have ten car’s but you can only go out with one.

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Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents

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वो खुस है इतनी कि अब जी नही करता कि
उ्स्से पूछू कि हमारी याद आती है या नही.
#sattu

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Never find life, build it. No matter how large stones are a head of you,
just put effort and penetrate through a single hole,
then you will shine.

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Ukulala umfazi eqamele esifubeni sendoda ngokwabantu abalemali , Akulamfazi ofuna ukuqamela isifuba somuntu otshaywa luvalo lwezikwelede 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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where you on the training to become professional stupid
or are just natural gifted

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Hay sa nagbabasa Kung gusto mo maging gusto ka ng crash mo tanungin mo sya sabihin mo kung matalino ka sagutin mo nga ako

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ਮੁੰਡਾ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਸੁਮੰਦਰ ਦੇ ਕਿਨਾਰੇ ਬੈਠੇ ਸੀ।
ਕੁੜੀ ਬੋਲੀ : ਤੁਸੀ ਕਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਥ ਰਹਿਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੋ ?
ਲੜਕੇ ਨੇ ਆਪਣਾ ਇਕ ਹੰਝੂ ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਵਿਚ ਸੁੱਟਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਕਿਹਾ : ਤੁਸੀਂ ਇਸ ਹੰਝੂ ਨੂੰ ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ ਲੱਭ ਨਾ ਸਕੋ ਉਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ !
ਇਹ ਸੁਣ ਕਿ ਸੁਮੰਦਰ ਤੋਂ ਰਿਹਾ ਨਾ ਗਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਉਹ ਬੋਲਿਆ: ਸਾਲਿਓ ਐਡੀਆਂ-ਐਡੀਆ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਿੱਥੋਂ ਸਿੱਖਦੇ ਓ ?
ਲੜਕਾ ਤੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੋਵੇਂ ਇਕੱਠੇ ਹੀ ਬੋਲੇ ਸੁਖਬੀਰ ਬਾਦਲ ਤੋਂ…😜

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In life we meets with many people those who realy loves us
and others who just wants to play with our feelings
The problem is that ̈its hard to know who loves us
and who is the hypoctrite

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