Limited ਜਿਹੇ contect ਰੱਖੇ ਆ,
ਹਰ ਇਕ ਨਾਲ ਮੋਹ ਜਿਹਾ ਪਾਇਆ ਨੀ,
ਜਿਹਦਾ ਵੀ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ ਦਿਲੋ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ,
ਜਣੇ ਖਣੇ ਨੂੰ ਮੂੰਹ ਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀ
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Will I be single until death, while there are so many single ladies?
Mxm🤦
Even when I’m serious, you’ll just laugh
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My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today
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E mohlole kuku utlwe asare enkga fish tlohela taba tsa fish o kote wena o yetsa khore o ferekantsa ke pipi eo ya haho ennyane
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A house is built by hands
but A Home is built by hearts.
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It’s been a long day without you, my friend
And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
We’ve come a long way from where we began
Oh I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
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Caroly: They catch me male Cow
Me : What 😮
Caroly: They Catch Me Bull
Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏
Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie
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During Lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, My husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Daring I have a surprise for dinner tonight”He blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.i took a sit and just as he was about to remove my blindfold , the telephone rang .
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were effecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go .
It was not only loud , but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump !! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously, then , shifting to the other leg I ripped off three more
The stink was worse then Cooked cabbage, keeping my ears careful tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes
The pleasure was indescribable eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I can quickly fanned the air a few more times with napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it Feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My Face must have been the picture of innocent. When my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked me if had peaked through the blindfold and I assured him I had not
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table with their noses, chorused, ” Happy Birthday”.
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You Date a taxi driver & you expect him to put your Pic as his profile___
Khohlwa mtase likhona iQuntum 😀
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Ngyaqal ukuzizw knjen ngae
(My bad)phel sengish kue mntomuhle
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All are busy wishing their mothers …
Happy mother’s day yet your mother at home is asking for 5bob to
buy salt yet you are busy here wishing him happy mother’s day …
Wish him sad mother’s day
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😒
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Love❤ is a very strong feeling of affection towards someone 💏who you are romantically attracted to. You say that you❤ love ❤someone when their happiness is very important to you, so that you behave in a kind and caring way towards them.
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An amazing Love Story
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, beautiful and cool, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home…. suddenly he asked the waiter. ‘would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.’
Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: ‘when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there’. While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee e, as she knew that’s the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: ‘My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again’.
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what’s the taste of salty coffee? It’s sweet. She replied.
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!
Don’t ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, ‘…that’s her.
Next ➤
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When a short man married a short woman
What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.
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*मामू मामू कहकर के मुझसे लिपट गए वो बच्चे…*✋🏻😎
*जिनकी माँ कभी जानू जानू कह के लिपटा करती थी:-*✌🏻😍
दास्तान ए दर्द आफ बर्बाद आशिक
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प्राइमरी क्लास में मास्टर साहब गणित सिखा रहे थे.
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मास्टर साहब – “बेटा, मान लो मैंने तुम्हें 10 लड्डू दिए !”
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पप्पू – “क्यों मान लूँ … आपने तो मुझे एक भी नहीं दिया ?”
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मास्टर साहब – “अरे मान ले न ! मानने में तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है ?”
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पप्पू – “ठीक है …”
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मास्टर साहब – “हाँ, तो उसमें से 5 तुमने मुझे वापस दे दिए … तो बताओ तुम्हारे पास कितने लड्डू बचे ?”
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पप्पू – “20 !!!”
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मास्टर साहब – “कैसे ?”
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पप्पू – “मान लीजिए ना ! मानने में आपके बाप का क्या जाता है
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