Girls will Dump you, then after 5minutes
text you and say “Is that what you
wanted??

Smoked weed for the first time today,
it’s not that strong, as people say.
I’m relaxed and listening to Lionel Messi’s album

The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water and the grinder.

Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking

A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!

Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
.
So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

I texted my crush ‘ BAE’ and she responded
replace dat ‘A’ with Y

Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn