Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

Those Girls Who Are Afraid Of Killing A
Cockroach But Have The Heart To Abort A
Baby. Satan Is Waiting To Rape You In Hell
Idiots

She caught me cheating now she says if I
still want her, I must sing the National
Anthem backwards

Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes,
We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t Spell Some Words..!

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning