That awkward moment you are playing ‘Spin the bottle’ and it points to your crush and she says “hay Yoh!!, Ngeke (nope can’t be)!!! . . . spin again”…😀

Some People Should Be Happy
That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Boy complains to his father: You
told me to put a potato in my
swimming trunks! You said it
would impress the girls at the
pool! But you forgot to mention
one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in
the front. 😂😂😂

I’ve never heard Gays saying “Men are
trash ”
.
Ladies are lying Shem

If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet

That moment you are laughing with your
mom then boom
she ask’s for yesterday change

I wanna study Hospitality so I can give my
Ex wrong Medication
.
And it’s simple yaz only 2Years then I’ll be
done

When asked the similarities between

Woman 💃🏼
&
Alcohol 🥃

Shakespeare replied,

They both have the amazing quality of giving Pleasure at night and Headache in the morning

The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig

Black people will go to an MTN Job interview wearing a Vodacom T-shirt

Being a man is tough
Imagine just chilling, being broke in peace then
someone’s daughter starts liking you.

Friendly reminder to ignore all boys
who start texting you after 10pm

When you look at bae, do you now believe in the saying:
“Dreams do come true” or the one that says:
“To be happy accept what life gives you”..??