राजा हरिश्चंद्र ने आजीवन सत्य बोला कभी भी झूठ नहीं बोला इसका मुख्य कारण यह है कि…….
उनकी पत्नी ने कभी भी ये 3 बातें नहीं पूछी…
(1) कहाँ जा रहे हो
(2) मैं कैसी लग रही हूं
(3) किसका फ़ोन था..
😝😝 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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दुनिया का सबसे बङा आतंक देखना हो तो
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किसी का मोबाइल लो ओर
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Contact लिस्ट मेँ जाकर
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“Delete All” कर दो
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फिर उसकी तरफ देखके हँस दो…
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बच्चा : पापा , मर्द किसे कहते हैं ?
पापा : उस पावरफुल इन्सान को जो घर पर हुकूमत करता है…
बच्चा : मैं भी बड़ा होकर mummy की तरह मर्द बनूँगा… 😜😜
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मुझे तो गर्मियाँ इसलिये पसंद हैं, क्योंकि
पसीना देखकर घर आया मेहमान कह देता है
“लड़का मेहनती लगता है,कहो तो कहीं रिश्ते की बात चला दें “…😂😂😂
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A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7.30pm after work. He hadn’t shared with his wife so she was very
upset.
His wife begins screaming at him in front of his friend; and his friend is sitting there
looking shocked.
Wife: “The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Husband: “Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration!”
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एक लड़की को अनजान नम्बर से फोन आया !
लड़का :– हेल्लो !!
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लड़की :– कौन हो तुम ?
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लड़का :– मेरी बात तो सुनो !
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लड़की :– मुझे कुछ नहीं सुनना,
मैं शादीशुदा हूँ और मेरे पास बहुत अच्छा पति है !
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लड़का :– और वो पति हमारे पास ही है !
मैं सिटी थाने से बोल रहा हूँ, अपने पति को आके ले जाओ, लड़की छेड़ता पकड़ा गया है !
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आडवाणी जी ने अब किसी के भी अंतिम संस्कार में शामिल होने से साफ मना कर दिया”
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बोले “वहां पर सब मुझे ही घूरते रहते हैं”
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पति(पत्नि से):- आज़ मैंने यूट्यूब से ऑपरेशन करना सिख लिया हैं
तेरे रिश्तेदारों को हार्ट, किडनी, फेफड़े का ऑपरेशन करना हो तौ कहना..
पत्नि:- ये तौ बेहद ख़तरनाक प्रयोग हैं.. ऐसे कोई भी वीडियो देखकर कुछ नहीं आ जाता..
पति:- तौ फ़िर तु कुकिंग के वीडियो देख-देखकर ऐसे बेहद ख़तरनाक प्रयोग मुझपे क्युं करती हो ??
😜👻😂😂😂😂
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रिश्तेदारों को कभी पता नही लगने देना कि
तुम फ़ोन से भी किसी प्रकार का टिकट बुक कर लेते हो
रिजर्वेशन काउंटर बना देंगे फोन को 😋😜🙄😁
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कल एक शादी में भोजन करने गया…!!
आंखें नम हो गयीं…!!
उनकी नई नवेली बहू, मंझली और बड़ी बहू सभी घूंघट में थीं,
वाह क्या संस्कार…!!
बाद में पता चला, वे समय न मिलने के कारण ब्यूटी पार्लर नहीं जा पाईं थीं…
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There is a strong bond between “iPhone users” and “toilet mirrors”..!
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When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝
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LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes.
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I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈
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I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
we are making film
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U will think u know all colours until some people start sending u wedding invitation. That’s when you’ll see that your primary teacher simplified your syllabus.
U’ll see something like this:-
Acid Green on Fushia Purple or Titus Silva’ with a little touch of Ojuelegba Blue.
Bride’s family to wear Cockroach Brown with Custard Yellow.
Groom’s family: Combination of Jollof Yellow with Fufu White’ using Akara Gold as fila and gele
Friends: Coconut White with Moimoi yellow on Agama Lizard Head Red’ Other guests should wear Pomo Brown on Alligator Pepper Green with a touch of Onion Purple & Maggi Yellow.
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