Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂

Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you

Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?

Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone