A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7.30pm after work. He hadn’t shared with his wife so she was very
upset.
His wife begins screaming at him in front of his friend; and his friend is sitting there
looking shocked.
Wife: “The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”
Husband: “Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demonstration!”
