Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*
I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕
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Ladies and their nonsense behaviours😏🤕
I said we should meet infront of a restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu😢😢😒
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss😎😎😊😂😹*
I hate indiscipline😔😔🤕
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My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just connect it to a charger and life goes on*…..
😂😂😂
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Kuna mtu huku ndani hananga kazi.. Yeye hushinda kuitisha pics za watu then ako zile za… Wow, nice, cute, sexy. . 😂
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GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I’m done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness
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Wendawazimu walipanda basi la ghorofa wengine juu na wengine chini.
Wakati basi linatembea
waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu, huko speed ngapi? maana huku speed 80.wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui mana hata dreva bado hajaja!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If you shake your fist, the other guy will shake his too. But if you extend your hand to shake their hand, then they will extend theirs also, and you’ve made a friend.
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True love doesn’t happen right away; it’s an ever-growing process. It develops after you’ve gone through many ups and downs, when you’ve suffered together, cried together, laughed together.
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I may not get to see you as often as I like, I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart, I truly know, you’re the one that I love and I can’t let you go.
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Dear boys,
If any girls text you first understand that
you’re her’s crush.😊
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I want you to know I still think about you
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Good Morning guys Y’all 🖤
have a nice Day
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Doing as others told me, I was Blind. Coming when others called me, I was Lost. then I left everyone, myself as well. then I found Everyone, Myself as well.
~ Rumi
Sk ….good morning
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गरीब का स्कूल अलग
अमीर का स्कूल अलग
दोनों की शिक्षा अलग
मगर दोनों का कॉम्पटीशन एक !
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Jerry Seinfeld
I’m left-handed. Left-handed people do not like that the word ‘left’ is so often associated with negative things: Two left feet, left-handed compliments, ‘What are we having for dinner?’ ‘Leftovers.’ You go to a party, there’s nobody there. ‘Where’d they go?’ ‘They left. 😂
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LOLO: Hoy apo, si Corazon lang ang NABABAGAY sayo dahil meron silang malawak na NIYOGAN!
APO: Lolo naman, kailan pa po ako naging KUDKURAN!
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KINANTAHAN SI CRUSH NG ALPHABET
ME; A B C D E F G H I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME
naPaDAan saBuNGaaannnn mAyy
nagSisIgawaaAaN
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