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अगर आप रोज 1 गिलास पालक,

करेला और लौकी का जूस पियेंगे तो

न केवल आपका वजन कम होगा

बल्कि,

आपकी जीने की इच्छा भी खत्म हो जाएगी

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पति सोफे पे पसरा था, तभी पत्नी ने उसके सिर पे डंडा मारा…

पति – क्यों मारा यार!

पत्नी – तुम्हारे पॉकेट से एक पर्ची मिली है, जिसपर जूली लिखा है!

पति – अरे यार वो रेस की घोड़ी है, पिछले रविवार को रेस खेलने गया था।

पत्नी – सॉरी।

चार दिन बाद जब पति घर में घुसा तो भड़ से फिर से डंडा पड़ा…

पति – अब क्यों मारा!!!

पत्नी – वही, जूली नाम की घोड़ी का फोन आया था
😂😂😂😝😝😝

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ਇਕਲੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਮੋਕਾ ਨਹੀ
ਬਲਕੀ ਜਿਮੇਵਾਰੀ ਸਮਝੋ

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ਦੋਗਲਾ ਬੰਦਾ ਸਾਲਾ ਪਤੰਗ ਵਰਗਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ..
ਜਿਸਦੇ ਵੀ ਕੋਲ ਜਾਵੇ..
ਉਸ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਹੋ ਜਾਂਦਾ..

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ਡਰਪੋਕ ਵਿਅਕਤੀ ਦਾ ਇਕ ਦਾਅਵਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਕਿ ਇਥੇ ਇਕ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਹੈ..
ਜੇਕਰ ਮੈਂ ਅੱਖ ਮਿਲਾਈ ਤਾਂ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਮਾਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜਾਵੇਗਾ..

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ਦਿਨ ਮਹਿਨੇ ਸਾਲ ਤੇ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਗੁਜਰ ਜਾਣਗੀਆਂ..
ਮੈਂ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਭੁੱਲ ਜਾਵਾ ਕਦੇ ਹੋ ਨਹੀ ਸੱਕਦਾ..
ਜਿਸਮਾ ਦੀ ਜੇ ਗੱਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ..ਮੈ ਵਕਤ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਬਦਲ ਜਾਣਾ ਸੀ..
ਇਹ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੱਗੀ ਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਤੋੜ ਨਹੀ ਸੱਕਦਾ..

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never hide your bad side to make someone stay,
show your bad side and see who can stay.

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Be the person you wish someone else would be for you. Get up early so you can go get your coffee from your favourite coffee shop on your way to work. Pick yourself back up when you fall down. Be soft and guide yourself out of the dark places you fall into within your mind. Stop waiting for someone else to come into your life before you start living it. Stop assuming that being single is a storm that you have to wait out until someone comes along to pull you out of it. Get to know yourself. Learn to enjoy spending time by yourself. Be so in love with the life you have made for yourself, so that when someone does come along, you’ll have no doubts about whether you’re in love with them or in love with the idea of not being alone. Because being alone won’t frighten you anymore. Because you’ll know that being alone will be better than being with the wrong person. Because you’ll have learned that being alone will help you choose the person who’s right for your heart. And after everything you’ve overcome, that’s what you deserve.”

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Remember when I told you I was okay?
I lied.

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Stop saying “sorry” after hurting someone.
Your sorry can’t remove pain.

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You deserve to fall in love with someone who will thank God everyday for having you.

Someone who will treat you like a blessing, and not a burden.

Someone who will constantly make you laugh and wipe away all your tears.

Always know what you deserve.

Don’t settle.

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Everything will change.
Everyone will get tired.
Everything will replace you.
All leaving.
Everyone will leave you.

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It’s hard to miss someone especially when you know that they won’t come back, ever again. 💔

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Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what your mind already knows

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talkative people are more emotional
because they know how to hide the pain.

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