(FB Post ka Nzuzo Cele)
Kuno stepfather abayolanda ama report namhlanje ey😅ngoba amantombazane izinja. Kodwa nani bafana khemani mani nivumelani ukuyothethiselwa izingane eningazizali😂
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Next week bayabuya abo “ukube usho early, zi-cheap kabi le zinto eGoli.” 🏙
Bafoneleni manje nicele baniphathele.
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Phela uma uphiwe u-lift, musa ukulokhu umemeza abantu ngewindi, iyawudla u-petrol leyo nto.
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Umuntu wakho akakuphi isikhathi? Woza kimi.
08:30
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Inyama yenkukhu yayimnandi isabizwa ngamaphisisi.
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Mina kade ngabona ukuthi uthisha weMaths nowePhysics bayangizonda!
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Hhayi bo! Nisho ukuthi kuzosiphinda yini nakulo nyaka ukuthi uKhisimusi ube mhla ka-25 December?
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The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
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We are a sad generation with happy pictures.
Goodnight 🌃
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Let us always meet each other with smile,
for the smile is the beginning of love.
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Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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Noko was with his girlfriend in cinema and suddenly
he fell asleep.
After a while he woke up and shouted: “My d**k!”:ooh
[ Everyone was surprised, He continued: “Where is my
d**k?” Someone has cut my d**k !Oh God, what have I
done!?”
The embarrassed girlfriend said: “Shut up you idiot!
Your hand is in my panty stupid
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One day, the phone rang, and Noko answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko: They’re busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there?
Noko : The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them?
Noko : They’re busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight — your
parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but
they’re all busy? What are they doing?
Noko : Looking for me
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गर्लफ्रेंड :- कहा हो तुम !
लड़का :- बैंक में हूँ !
गर्लफ्रेंड :-
तो मुझे 8000 रुपए. नये फ़ोन के लिए
और 2000 रूपए कपडे के लिए चाइये
लड़का :- ब्लड बैंक में हूँ,
खून पीयेगी खून.
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गर्लफ्रैंड का अपने बॉयफ्रेंड को आखिरी मैसेज
“बारात आ गयी है,
बाराती जश्न में नोट उड़ा रहे हैं….,
तूने जितने ख़र्च करे थे,
आकर लूट ले”।
😏😜😀
बॉयफ्रेंड भी बहुत कमीना था …
उसने भी रिप्लाई किया…….
जो मैंने लूट लिया,
वो बारातियों के नसीब में कहां
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लड़का:- अंकल मैं आपकी लड़की से शादी करना चाहता हूं।
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बाप:- करते क्या हो?
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लड़का:- जी, खेती।
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बाप:- इस ज़माने में खेती? भाग! यह शादी नहीं हो सकती
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लड़का:- अंकल…प्याज की खेती करता हूं।
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बाप:- दामाद जी तो अगले महीने की 2 तारीख कैसी रहेगी?
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