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पति: कहाँ गायब थी 4 घंटे से?
बीवी: मॉल में गयी थी, शॉपिंग करने.
पति: क्या क्या लिया?
बीवी: एक हेयर क्लिप और 45 सेल्फी

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टीचर – अब मै तुमसे एक ऐसा प्रश्न पूछने जा रहा
हूं जिसका जवाब तुम लोग सात जन्मो तक नही
दे सकते…???
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टीचर – बताओ एक बाईक पर 13 लोग कैसे बैठेंगे…???
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स्टूडेँट – सिँपल है सर…
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एक ड्राइवर और दो छक्के.
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कसम से पाँच साल हो गए और टीचर
अभी तक
कोमा मे है..
और वह बच्चा आज Doctor है ।।।

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“I guess that’s just part of loving people:
You have to give things up.
Sometimes you even have to give them up.”
— Lauren Oliver

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Choose someone who prioritizes your happiness.
Someone who wants to make you smile
because seeing you happy makes him happy as well.

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“No one can hurt you as badly as the people you love.”
— Ransom Riggs

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Trust me! You don’t need any photo editing app to look beautiful,
Just a little Smile is enough

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Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it.
Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that
God will make things get better

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If a woman asks u a question,
it’s better to tell her the truth because
chances are she’s asking you
because she already knows the answer.

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When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has fallen into his trap .

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The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs

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I JUST SMOKE WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
ANYWAY ADMIN CAN YOU TELL ME WHY DID YOU HIDE THE GROUP LAST SEEN ?

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Believing in someone is good,
believing in yourself is great,
believing in God is everything.

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Making someone laugh when they’re feeling down
is one of the best feelings in the world

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My job is to take care of the possible,
and trust God with the impossible.

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Don’t judge what people do,
until you know what they’ve been through.

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