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संता सडक पर जा रहा था तभी उसके उपर प्रयोग कीया हुआ कोन्डम गीरता है संता वो कोन्डम उठाकर इधर उधर देखता है वहा दोमंजील मकान था कोन्डोम उपरी मंजील से गीर था संता उस घर की घंटी बजाता है वहाँ एक तगडा आदमी निकलता है
उसे देखकर संता थोडा घबरा जाता है
आदमी – (रौब के साथ)- क्या हुआ क्या काम है
संता – आपके उपर कौन रहता है
आदमी – मेरा बेटा रहता है तुझे क्या करना है
संता – अरे गुस्सा मत कीजीए मे तो सिर्फ इतना बताने आया था की आपका हौने वाला पोता उपर खिडकी से निचे गीर गया था मे तो बस लोटाने आया था
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रेलवे स्टेशन की पूछताछ वाली खिड़की पर . . .
क्लर्क :- कोहरे के कारण सभी ट्रेनें लेट हैं
किसी को और कुछ पूछना है .
महिला :- क्या इस ड्रेस में , मैं मोटी लग रही हूँ . ?
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Billions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hide them: Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Cleanse your heart daily with forgiveness. Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always. Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.
Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
Esther’s real name in the bible is Hadassah which means perfume. But when she became a slave they named her Esther which means hidden……But they didn’t know you cannot hide a perfume. No one can hide the potential God has deposited in you. May God bless you & help you bring out your potential to help others and your community at large.
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It is better to be hated for who you are
than to be loved for what you are not.
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to
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God gives gives gives and forgives.
People get get get and forget.
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What Is Reunion…????_* 😂
Reunion is when Akhil gets up in the morning and tells his wife he is going to work.
Instead he goes to his neighbour Paul’s wife to make love to her.
Her husband Paul comes and knocks on the door.
Akhil goes under the bed.
Paul enters the bedroom.
Feeling uneasy, the wife excuses herself to go to market to buy food items.
Paul takes advantage of the wife’s absence to call Akhil’s wife.
Akhil’s wife quickly arrives and they make love.
Suddenly Paul’s wife who had excused herself to go to the market turned back halfway forgetting the list of food items at home and knocks on the door.
*_Akhil Is Still Under The Bed._*
_Akhil’s wife rushes to hide under the bed._
*_This Is REUNION_*
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To all girls who were told by Prophets or Papa that you will get married in 2017,,,, My sister u have only 4 days to go!!
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Find someone who knows that youre not perfect,
but treats you as if you are.
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow,
it empties today of its strength.
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It’s amusing when you pull all of your efforts,
to help someone.
But when you need help,
they don’t even take a glance at you.
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When you make mistakes,
that’s when you know you are really trying.
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Good company always brings good memories ❤ choose wisely with whom.you spend time
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New year promotion!!!!!
Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.
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