Her:hello dear
Me:hello too
Her: did you read the text I sent last night?
Me:the one you were requesting for 10
thousand cash?
Her: yes that one
Me: I haven’t read it yet.

I was sitting at KFC enjoying my hot wings…a
well dressed man, caring a bag, walked in. In
the
mean time a woman walked in saying to the
man… Woman: My husband just died I have no
money to feed my kids…without no hesitation
the man open the bag and gave the woman R50
000 in cash. Me sitting there i was like wow this
guy is truly a good guy. Few seconds later a boy
came in sobbing and crying saying to the guy
Boy: Sir I’m an orphan…can you give me R10M
so that I can start my own business …without
no
hesitation again…the man opened a bag and
wrote a cheque of R10M and gave it to the boy.
Me sitting there I was like F***k it this is my
moment…this man was sent to me …out of
Nowhere I started sobbing and crying deeply I
left my hot wings run to the man kneeled while
gripping him by his trouser and said to him…
Me: Sir I have a wife and 6 children…and im
unemployed…can you give me R20M so that I
can start my own business too…some few
second later I heard people laughing from
outside…and the director said cut…cut…cut
…cut….sorry brother we are shooting a
movie.

Me: Typing……
Her:….. “I already have a
boyfriend… dont type…”
.
I’ve Never been so heart broken guys

can I ask this question?
I just finished eating in my friend’s house.. How
long should I stay before going… So that they
won’t think it was only food I came to eat?

Sdumo : my wife is pregnant

Skebhe : oh congrats

Sdumo : I’m not a father

Skebhe : oh I’m sure you happy,
you’ll get a free baby.

One word for Skebhe

How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend.
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=> Remove The Your Password On Your Phone. 😕
==> Give Her The Phone. 😑
=> Leave The Rest To God!