Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom
Loading views...
Sub Categories
33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month
Symptoms of January disease –
1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone
If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.
Loading views...
For all those ladies that carry a very big hand bag with everything inside except transport money let that nonsense end in 2017.
That act of ladies Borrowing Dresses To Come And Meet A Guy Who Has Also Borrowed A Room Should End this 2017.
Guys you see that habit of testing her if she is a wife material by being stingy to her?that rubbish too should stop this 2017.
I will Borrow Transport Fare And Come, I Hope You’ll Give Me Back When I’m Going…Ladies! Let That Nonsense Stop this 2017
“Baby go and lock the door first” that statement must continue in 2018 oooh. So important.!!!
You’re not dating her and you will come to her post and be commenting, “my love, my one and only”, and be scaring serious candidates away. Let that nonsense end in 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, you
kiss a girl on her forehead and it tastes like tiger head battery. let this nonsense end in 2017
Only guys that press breast a lot can differentiate between today’s bread n yesterday’s bread..let that nonsense end in 2017
Girls Panties Is 2k…
Male Boxer Shorts 30k…
So Ladies Hope U Now Seen The Difference?
So Don’t Insult A Guy For Wearing 1Boxer For A Weeklet that nonsense end in 2017.
Loading views...
Ungene nge vosho kw relationship yabant kant bazidlela i-treatment uphume sewunyonyoba njengo mthakathi!!
Loading views...
संता की बीबी एकदम काली थी
एक दिन उसने लाल साड़ी पहनी
और संता से पूछा
मैं कैसी लग रही हुं
.
.
.
.
.
.
संता – ऐसा लग रहा है
काजल की फेक्टरी में आग लग गई हैं
Loading views...
अगर बीवी अपनी साडी का पल्लू अपनी कमर में ठूंस ले तो समझ जाओ कि
.
.
.
या तो वो घर का काम निपटायेगी
.
.
या आपको ….!!
Loading views...
मेेैं तो शादियों मे इसलिये भी चला जाता हूँ कि
कहीं दूल्हा दहेज के लिये शादी से इनकार कर दे
और लड़की का बाप मुझे बोले
” बेटा मेरी इज़्ज़त रख लो “
Loading views...
ਮੇੇੈਂ ਕਈ ਵਿਆਹਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਇਸ ਲਈ ਵੀ ਚਲਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਕਿ
ਕਿਤੇ ਲਾੜਾ ਦਹੇਜ ਲਈ ਵਿਆਹ ਤੋਂ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਕਰ ਦੇ
ਅਤੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਦਾ ਬਾਪ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਬੋਲੇ
“ਪੁੱਤਰ ਮੇਰੀ ਇੱਜਤ ਰੱਖ ਲਾ”
Loading views...
we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.
Loading views...
A real man wouldn’t care about your past if he seezs a future with you in the present moment.
Loading views...
Good or Bad, whatever you do will come back in one form or another; that would explain why the earth is ROUND.
Loading views...
Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.
Loading views...
Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.
Loading views...
A real wife will sleep on the floor when his Husband
brings the side chick home
Loading views...
When you paid for BnB but now she is not picking up your calls
Loading views...
Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?
Loading views...