Assume the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/ girlfriend,wife/husbnd before the end of 2017 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you tht, “sorry the person you registered,has been already registered!!!,”What will you do?
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“When you are in high School a guy from University takes your girlfriend.
You go to University a guy who is working takes your girlfriend, then you start working a guy with a car takes your girlfriend.
You buy a car a sugar daddy takes your girlfriend.
Now you become rich yourself and here comes a six-packed dude from University and he takes your girlfriend/wife…
Ladies, tell us, what exactly do you want from your men?”
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Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having difficulty in finding a job? Is your health not doing well ? Are u strggling to find cash? If so …. yenzi plan
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When milk men go on strike, they spill the milk on the road.
When garbage collectors go on strike, they throw garbage on the road.
When teachers go on strike, they throw chalk on the road.
When bus and taxi drivers go on strike, then they burn tyres on the roads. Dear Lord when will the Banks learn from these people and throw money on the road?
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone
do something that you said could never be done.
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We are all in the same game but in different levels.
Dealing with the same hell but different devils.
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Awesome feeling when someone is making
an effort to make you smile.
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Love is when you tell after a fight that you don’t want to talk &
still you check your cell or Facebook for a message.
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My eyes know that I’m not perfect match for her but my heart has on eyes, no ears, so it’s beating for her.
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Smile and let everyone know that today you are lot stronger
than you were yesterday.
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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him, wife or mother. If he has both, he is blessed twice.
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People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you.
But how strong you stand is what makes you.
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You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..
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Bongekile Bongie Bhembe
10:Omunye
9:Midnyt starring
8:Umalume
7:Distruction boyz madness
6:Iscathulo
5:Ganda ganda
4:Jaiva phez’kombede
3:Inde lendlela
2:Akanamali
1:Maradona..
.lets vote
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Next year we are dating girls with real eyebrows,
the rest draw your boyfriends
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I believe that my friend and I can do anything or
nothing and still have the best time.
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