I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them
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Nothing Is More 👶🏿Childish Than
Being Angry At Me For Forgetting
Your Birthday
Did I Give Birth To
You ? 😂
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Ngath maningi ama couple
amasha la on FB
zoke ngbone u February
uzoshaya
SENZO :nisahlangene yin
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Let’s just say to like your own picture …. is the same as ndimnandi’ndingedwa (masturbating)
End of story
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
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A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
Can You Imagine What Happened?
Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
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In A Routine Checkup
Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”
Engineer: “Ok”
Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”
Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“
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Dual Heart Attack Message By A Girl.
1st Message: “Let’s Breakup Now, Its All Over”
2nd Message: “Sorry-Sorry, That Was Not For You“
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You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.
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If she didn’t reply to your text,📲
she’s a hoe and 🙏Jesus saved you
from a💔 heartbreak.
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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
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ਕੁਝ ਮਤਲਬ ਲਈ ਲੱਭਦੇ ਨੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ
ਬਿਨ ਮਤਲਬ ਜੋ ਆਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਕੀ ਗੱਲ ਹੈ,,
ਕਤਲ ਕਰਕੇ ਤਾਂ ਸਭ ਲੈਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਦਿਲ
ਕੋਈ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਦਿਲ ਲੈ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਕੀ ਗੱਲ ਹੈ …!!
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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ਆਖਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੋਣੀ ਐਂ ,,,
ਇੱਕ ਸੀ ਪਾਗਲ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਮਰਦਾ ਰਿਆ ,,
ਇੱਕ ਸੀ ਪਾਗਲ ਐਵੇਂ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਰਿਆ ,,
ਇੱਕ ਸੀ ਪਾਗਲ ਕੀ ਕੁਝ ਜਰਦਾ ਰਿਆ ,,
ਇੱਕ ਸੀ ਪਾਗਲ ਬਿਨਾ ਖੇਡੇ ਹੀ ਹਰਦਾ ਰਿਆ .. 🙁
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Juan: Tanungin mo ako ng English, sasagutin kita ng Spanish.
Pedro: What is more important? Heart or Mind?
Juan: Spanish!!!
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