Jinggoy: Dad, pang ilang Tirso Cruz na si Tirso Cruz III?
Erap : (natawa) Trick question ba yan anak?
Eh, di pang-lima,
kaya nga PIP ang tawag sa kanya, di ba?
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Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge: Anong pruyba mo?
Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.
Judge: Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?
Mister: No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.
Judge: (Habang nakatingin kay Misis.) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.
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Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher…
Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?
Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.
Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?
Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.
Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?
Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?
syempre umalis na po.
Common sense naman mam!
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Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo,
tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!
Juan: Ohh, totoo?
Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,
kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip
ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin!
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Pasi pezuva hapana zvinoramba kana uri Mina cristu
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GOOD MORNING Sunshine’s
Have a nice day
Do your best to approach your goals
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Mom is every thing that you need cause she can see u when something is wrong don’t be rude to your mother cause she all type of good thing that u thing I thanks it luyanda
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Always kind,polite and lovely.
Never judge anyone by appearance but the characters .
my dignity defines whom I am
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Enjoy little things for some you will look back and
realise they were the biggest things you ever had.
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Why don’t Polish women breastfeed their babies?
Answer because it hurts so much when they boil their nipples
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One teacher
One child
One book
One pen
Can chang the world
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Its not always the Look’s that counts! Its not always how the person showings off how smart the person Act but If someone Have GSOH and can be faithful & Truthful to you and Make you SMILE NO MATTER WHAT’S!!! From Aderonke.
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Anything that you can’t see and touch does not exist
you can’t see and touch your common sense it does not exist
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If you asked me for my New Year Resolution,
it would be to find out who I am.
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New boys are cool but bad boys are rule
When all the boys catch all girls they rule they
passion of cabage that make dogs colds crack
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