Ugly girls be like
Him: Hi
Her: What???
Him: nothing, how are you?
Her: please i don’t have time just talk i
want to go somewhere else
Him: Sorry, i just wanted to ask you where
can i find beautiful girls

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got
washed.. I wrote your name in air, it was
blown away. Then I wrote your name on my
heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created
YOU.
WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should
know what you are And once you know
what you are Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND: The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful Why
doesn’t it rain on you?
WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there
too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.
Mention your friends

Dear black people. . . .
.
It’s Police-Station
Not Poly-Station
. . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

Dear Taxi Drivers:

I think you must start putting calculators on that front seat so that we can work easily…
Hey maths is killing us shem

Let’s kill English
Me : i passed away here yesterday
where were you?