The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.

I’m the only one who hate it while cooking and
someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt

I couldn’t understand why it hurts a lot when you bite your tongue accidentally, but it doesn’t hurt when you bite it intentionally, and what I couldn’t understand most is why you’re biting your tongue right now?

Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching..
She can’t afford to Loose those airtime and Brazilianhairs because of you…..
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But just upload them and tag her if she delete those tag…..
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But it’s none of my business

I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong

Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?

Him: baby can I see you today?
Her: John Cena
Him: what?
Her: you can’t see me.

Sonia Gandhi met the Queen of England in her palace

Sonia: “Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you have been for so long?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Sonia frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me
are intelligent?”

The Queen: “Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “David Cameron, would you come in here, please?”

David Cameron walked into the room and said, “Yes, ma’am?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, “That would be me, ma’am.”

“Very good! Thank you, David !” said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said “See?”

Now its Sonia’s turn to apply the same logic….

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..
“Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Rahul Gandhi . “Let me get back to you on that one…”

Rahul Gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer…

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, “Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”..

Narendra Modi answered, “That’s easy, it’s me!”..

Rahul Gandhi said, “Thanks!”

Then he went back to Sonia. “I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Narendra Modi…”

Sonia slapped him….
and shouted..
“No ! You dumb idiot! It’s David Cameron!!!

Your importance in a black family is when
you bring in money. Expect the worst
when you’re unemployed.

We live in a society where females think it’s okay to state their preferences, “tall guy with a beard, big ass package, light in complexion with killer abs. ”
But when I say I don’t like fat women, I’m insensitive & I’m body shaming. Fruitcake generation. The levels are staggering.

She tag us and be like
I’m sleeping with Mbula and 32 others….
Like really..???
The truth will set you free….