“Death came to Mbula and said,”My friend today is your Day!
Mbula:”But I’m not ready!”
Then death said:”well your name is the next on the list”.
Mbula:”Okay,why don’t you take a seat and i will get you something to eat before we go?”
Death said:”All Right.
Mbula gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
Mbula took the list and removed his name from top of the list and put it into bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to Mbula,”Mbula because you have been very nice to me,so i will start from the bottom of the List…!!

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!! Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Fathers and Mothers Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don’t have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.

There is a blonde driving on the highway. Her husband
calls her on his cell phone and in a worried voice says;
Honey, be careful please! I just heard on the radio that there
is a crazy driver, driving the wrong way on Route 90
Woman says; I know, but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!

Q : how do you know that winter has approached?

A : when a slender girl post ” let me focus on my studies “

That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business

A Fact : A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton.
Argue??

My Ex was tryin to embarrass me in front of her frnds by sayin
am not good in bed…🍑🍆
She was shocked when they all disagreed

My brother if you want to confuse all your girlfriends,just Photogrid all of them and write ”My sisters and the love of my life”.They will all reply with ,”Babe that’s sweet”.
Now I have a feeling wisdom is about to murder me.

Medical Fact:

“Did you know that if you bath at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym regularly for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee and practice safe sex regularly, you’ll still die?

Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! said the psychic. You will not have
luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
rosy left very happy and so excited, as she went
over a bridge she thought “the sooner I die, the sooner my next happy life begins”
So she decided to jump off the bridge right away.
But, incredibly rosy didn’t die after she jumped! She fell on the back of a truck full of
bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not
being able to see very well and not knowing where she was, she started touching and feeling
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas! she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said “GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!