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A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

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DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?

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I remember back then when I was at Rainbow’s house
and Selimathunzi visited him.

When they opened the fridge they found a vaseline
I was never traumatised like that

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If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…

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In exam they give me questions I don’t
know I give them answers they don’t
know……simple as that

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So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”

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Stop telling people to get married because
people their age are married. People your
age are dying and nobody is telling you to
die

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Ladies, , word of advice
Get married to a man that is way older
than you .. So that by the time you start
losing your beauty and shine, he will also
be losing his eye sight.

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I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20
litre container full of water up to the 4th
Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it
down by the door. My boyfriend is inside,
he will come and take it in!!!”
I made a u-turn and took it back
downstairs..

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Whites:its so expensive

Blacks:I will come back tomorrow

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What object is the king of the classroom???

THE “RULLER”

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ਤੂੰ ਰਹਿਮਤ ਦਾ ਭੰਡਾਰਾ ਹੈਂ
ਮੈਂ ਬੇਸ਼ਕ ਰਹਿਮਤ ਲਾਇਕ ਨਹੀਂ
ਪਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਦਰ ਖੜਕਾਇਆ ਹੈ
ਕਰ ਰਹਿਮਤ ਬਖਸਣਹਾਰ ਗੁਰੂ
ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਪੁੱਜ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਮੰਜ਼ਿਲ ‘ਤੇ
ਕਿਤੇ ਰਹਿ ਨਾ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਮਝਧਾਰ ਗੁਰੂ

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ਮੈਲ਼ੀ ਅੱਖ ਨਾਂ ਜੱਟਾ ਦੇ ਪੱਤ ਰੱਖਦੇ
ਨਾਂ ਮੇਲਿਆਂ ਚ ਕੁੜੀ ਛੇੜਦੇ ਭੁਲਕੇ ..
ਨੀ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਚੱਕ ਤੋਂ
ਗਰੰਟੀ ਬਿਲੋ ਖੁੱਲਕੇ

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ਰੱਬ ਤੇ ਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸ ਅਤੇ ਹੌਂਸਲਾ ਰੱਖੀ…
ਜੇ ਸੂਰਜ ਛਿਪਿਆ ੲੇ ਤਾਂ ਚੜੇਗਾ ਜਰੂਰ ,
ਕਿਸਮਤ ਚ ਪਏ ਹਨੇਰੇ ਨੂੰ ,
ਤੂੰ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦਾ ਅੰਤ ਨਾ ਸਮਝ ਲਈ …

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday.”

To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on “ALL OF YOU” because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.

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The most painful thing in life is having words in mind that u can’t say

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