WIFE: “I should have married the devil, he
would make a better husband than you.”
HUSBAND: “But honey, marriage between
relatives is illegal?”

[A dog barks next door and it was
disturbing Rainbow and his wife to sleep]
.
Wife: Hunny the dog barking next door is
really noisy.
.
Rainbow: Mmmh leave it to me i will teach our
neighbours a lesson… (Rainbow goes to take the
dog and tie it in his yard then he goes to
bed)
.
Wife: Sweety what have you done to it, its
making a louder noise now.
.
Rainbow: I took it its in our yard now.
.
Wife: What for??!!
.
Rainbow: Relax I want them to experience the
pain of being disturbed by your next door’s
dog.

A Relationship without Sex helps you to focus on
important things like Cheating

A man tells his doctor that his wife has been denying him sex for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months,” the wife replies, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what’. That makes me late to work I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what.’ On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want sex any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second. “So,” he says, “are we going to tell your husband or what?”

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑

Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!

Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then