ਪੱਪੂ ਆਪਣੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਨੂੰ – ਤੂੰ ਆਪਰੇਸ਼ਨ ਕਰਵਾਏ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਹੀ ਹਸਪਤਾਲ ਚੋਂ ਕਿਉਂ ਭੱਜ ਆਇਆ ?
ਦੋਸਤ – ਨਰਸ ਵਾਰ ਵਾਰ ਕਹਿ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ ਕ ਡਰ ਨਾ
“ਹਿੰਮਤ ਰੱਖ, ਕੁਛ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋਣਾ ….
ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਬਸ ਛੋਟਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਆਪਰੇਸ਼ਨ ਆ
ਪੱਪੂ – ਤਾਂ ਇਹਦੇ ਚ ਫਿਰ ਡਰਨ ਵਾਲੀ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਗੱਲ ਆ ?
ਸਹੀ ਤਾਂ ਕਹਿ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ ਨਰਸ
ਦੋਸਤ – ਓਹ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਹੀਂ , ਡਾਕਟਰ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ
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Kanina sa tindahan bumili ako ng bigas, softdrinks at itlog. May kasabay akong chix na kakilala ko naman. Bumibili rin sya kaso kulang ng P5 yung pera nya. Sabi ko meron akong P5 nasa bulsa ko kukunin ko lang. Napansin nyang medyo nahihirapan akong kunin sa bulsa yung pera ko kasi dami kong bitbit, kaya sabi nya, “Hawakan ko muna itlog mo” Pwede nman yung bigas hawakan nya, bat yung itlog ko pa.
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BAKLA: hoy bat ka naghuhugas ng holy water?
GIRL: may kasalanan ang kamay ko nahawakan ko ari ng bf ko…
BAKLA: ganun ba…tabi ka jan
GIRL: bakit?
BAKLA: magmumumog ako.
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गुप्ता जी के पड़ोस में सत्यनारायण कथा की आरती हो रही थी,
आरती की थाली गुप्ता जी के सामने आने पर,
गुप्ता जी ने अपनी जेब में से छाँट कर कटा फटा दस रूपये का नोट कोई देखे नहीं, ऐसे डाला ।
वहाँ अत्यधिक ठसाठस भीड़ थी ।
गुप्ता जी के कंधे पर ठीक पीछे वाली आंटी ने थपकी मार कर गुप्ता जी की ओर 2000 रूपये का नोट बढ़ाया ।
गुप्ता जी ने उनसे नोट ले कर आरती की थाली में डाल दिया ।
गुप्ता जी को अपने 10 रूपये डालने पर थोड़ी लज्जा भी आई ।
बाहर निकलते समय गुप्ता जी ने उन आंटी को श्रद्धा पूर्वक नमस्कार किया,
तब आंटी ने गुप्ता जी को बताया कि 10 का नोट निकालते समय आपका 2000 का नोट जेब से गिरा था, वो ही आपको वापिस किया था ।
गुप्ता जी कोमा में हैं ।
बोलो सत्यनारायण भगवान की जय !”
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ਪਤਨੀ – ਹਰ ਸਫਲ ਆਦਮੀ ਦੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਇੱਕ
ਔਰਤ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ ਜਿਵੇਂ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਮੈਂ ਹਾਂ
ਪਤੀ – ਜਦੋਂ ਇੱਕ ਔਰਤ ਨਾਲ ਇੰਨੀ ਸਫਲਤਾ ਹੈ
ਤਾਂ ਸੋਚ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ
ਦੋ ਤਿੰਨ ਹੋਰ ਰੱਖ ਹੀ ਲਵਾਂ
😂😂😂
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Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.
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So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him
sex, and you have guts to say he’s
cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked and selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity, we use
generators”
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Do lesbian leave each other for someone
with a bigger tongue and long fingers as
well?
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Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.
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Whatsapp Conversation Between Me And
My Girlfriend
Her : Hi
Me : Hi, Babe
Her : Babe, I’m Worried
Her : I’ve Missed My Period
Her : I Think I’m Pregnant
Her : Are You There!?
Her : Babe, You Not Answering My Call
Her : pollen !!!
Her : Stop Ignoring Me, Speak
“2 Minutes Later”
Me : Please, The Owner Of This Phone Just
Died In An Accident, This Is Mr Rainbow..
Her : Don’t Go There At All.. This Is Your
Handwriting..
Me : No It’s Not Me, I’m Really Dead
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I brought my village girlfriend flowers then after an hour, my phone rang when I answered my girlfriend said “Baby this spinach that you brought, tastes funny.”
One word for her…
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Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.
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Whether I have a house or not if I’m dating a girl with a house,
I become the man of that house and she has to listen to me,
if not she must get out of my house
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Today I stopped a taxi and greet the passengers and driver,
then Walked away, they hurled me insults..
.Is it wrong to greet people
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Nilikha kanang diyos bilang tao pero ako
nilikha ako para mahalin ang isang katulad mo
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Pinanganak ka para mabuhay at pinanganak ako para mabuhay
Alam mo ba kung bakit hanggang ngayon buhay kapa?
Dahil di pa nang yayari ang salitang IKAW AT AKO
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