Girls Are Never Wrong
Just Sometimes Confused,
Rude,
Stubborn,
Senseless Emotional,
Unchangeable,
Crazy,
Stupid N Even Mad.
But Never Wrong.
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Daughter: “Sorry Dad, I Got Married Yesterday, I Forgot To Inform You”
Dad: “Its Ok My Child, But Don’t Forget To Invite Next Time“
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Santa Wrote Bill Gates About PC & Windows Problems.
1 My Child Learned MS Word Now He Wants MS Sentence.
2 There Is Only Re-Cycle But No Re-Scooter, I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter.
3 I See MS Office But I Need MS Home, As I Use PC At Home.
4 Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is Gates But You Are Selling Windows, Why?
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6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.
We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.
With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.
We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.
We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.
We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.
We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.
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Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”
Husband: “98, Why?”
Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”
Silence………..
Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”
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ਆਪਾਂ Indians ਆਪਣੇ ਦੇਸ਼ ਦੀ ਤਰੀਫ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ
ਓਥੇ ਜਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਲੱਗਣਾ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੇ ਤੂੰ India ਚ ਆ
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Dora the Explorer: C’mon bamonos! Everybody
let’s go! Where are we going?
Boots: Treasure Island!
Dora: Where are we going?
Boots: Treasure Island!
Dora: Where are we going?
Boots: Tangina naman Dora, paulit ulit? Ano
Dora, bobo na?! Uwi na lang tayo, puta!
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Sabi nila LOVE is in the Air.
Tang*na hangin nga hindi makita pagmamahal pa kaya??
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Genius: Hoy bobo, kada tanong ko na dimo masagot,
bigyan moko 5piso,
pero kada tanong mo na diko masagot, 5 libo bibigay ko!
Bobo: Ok!
Genius: Sige, ilan ang isla sa Pilipinas?
Bobo: (inabot ang 5piso)
…
Bobo: Ako naman,
anong hayop na 3 ang paa,
at pagktapos umakyat ng bundok,
4 na ang paa?
(Ginawa ng Genius ang lahat pero di masagot ang katanungan)
Genius: Oh ayan 5libo!
(binigay ang 5k) ano ba ang sagot sa tanong mo? 😐
Bobo: (inabot ang 5piso)
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TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M”
PUPIL:Maroon!
TEACHER:What else?
NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet
TEACHER:Melygood!
Malakmakan!!!
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LATE NA UMUWI ANG MISTER NYANG NGO-NGO SA BAHAY
Dumating na si mister~
Mister: (Tinakpan ang mata ni misis sabay sabing..) NGES HU?!
Misis: Punyeta ka! may pa-nges hu, nges hu kapang hayup ka! Ikaw lang naman ang ngo-ngo dito sa bahay nato!
Mister: Enyi wow! ✌
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LATE NA UMUWI ANG MISTER NYANG NGO-NGO SA BAHAY
Dumating na si mister~
Mister: (Tinakpan ang mata ni misis sabay sabing..) NGES HU?!
Misis: Punyeta ka! may pa-nges hu, nges hu kapang hayup ka! Ikaw lang naman ang ngo-ngo dito sa bahay nato!
Mister: Enyi wow! ✌
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ਮੈਂਨੂੰ ਸਮਝ ਨੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਲੋਕ 10 ਬਜੇ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਸੌਂ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ
ਉਹਨਾਂ ਚ ਇਹ superpower ਆਉਂਦੀ ਕਿਥੋਂ ਆ ?
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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.
Wena????
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White ppl : Two minutes to two (13:58)
Black ppl : Thu-Thu-Thu
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Me and my Mother kapag nakakakita ng Pulubi.
Other Mom’s: Baby kapag laki mo magaral ka ng mabuti para di ka magaya sa kanya ha!
My Mom: Baby paglaki mo magaral ka ng mabuti para matulungan mo sila ha
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