Uzath i taxi 🚕 ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho
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Uzath i taxi 🚕 ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho
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I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us
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I bought a Power Bank for a cheap price of R90
at the Chinese shop.
I was so happy until my phone
started charging the Power bank
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Me : How much is the taxi fare
Taxi driver:R10
Me : For my bags
Taxi driver :they are free
Me : take the bags I’ll walk
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I remember my father once caught me
watching etv Porn back in 2007 and
I pretended to be asleep.
My family tried to wake me up for 3days
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Mother in law asks her son’s wife:
“why all the children don’t resemble their father?”
She replies: “What i have in between my legs is a
reproductive system, not a photocopying machine
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In a clinic you will que until
you forget what your sickness is
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Today i was a hero😉
⤵
I rescued a beer that was trapped in a bottle
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ਅੱਜ ਮਾੜਾ ਹੈ ਕਲ ਚੰਗਾ ਵੀ ਆਊਗਾ ,
ਵਕ਼ਤ ਹੈ ਜਨਾਬ ਬਦਲ ਹੀ ਜਾਊਗਾ
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हम लडको की बात ही अलग है
देखते किसी और लडकीं को है, पटाते किसी और लडकीं को है शादी किसी और लडकीं से करते हैं!!!
और अंत मे
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** किसी और लडकीं को है….
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ਵਾਗ ਗੁਲਾਬਾ ਹੱਸਦਾ ਚੇਹਰਾ
ਰੰਗ ਪੀਲਾਂ ਕਿੳੁ ਪੈ ਗਿਅਾ ਵੇ
ਹੋੲਿਅਾ ਕੀ ਜੇ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਅਾ
ਕੱਚੇ ਤਾ ਨਹੀ ਲਹਿ ਗਿਅਾ ਵੇ ..
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ਨਿੱਕੀ ੳੁਮਰ ਨਾ ਦੇਖ ਮੁਰੀਦਾ
ਹੌਸਲੇ ਵੱਡੇ ਕਰ ਬੈਠਾ
ਕਿਤਾਬਾਂ ਤਾ ਮੈ ਘੱਟ ਪੱੜਿਅਾਂ
ਚੇਹਰੇ ਲੱਖਾ ਪੱੜ ਬੈਠਾ
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Pgl dost hota hai love me hum pgl hote hai
Dost hosla deta hai luv zindagi leta hai
Dosti or luv me bhot fark hai yaro
Dosti jaan dete hai luv jaan ko be jaan karte hai
Or hum vo hai jo sirf dosti me jaan dete hai
Aashique to sala jaan late haiiiiiiiiii
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ਧੰਨ ਗੁਰ ਰਾਮਦਾਸ
ਰੱਖੀ ਗਰੀਬ ਦੀ ਲਾਜ
ਕਰੀ ਨਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਮੁਥਾਜ਼
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Hwag na Hwag mong ipaparamdam saaken na Hinde mo na ako mahaL
DahiL kaya isampaL sayO ang (PUTANG INA MO) DI KA KAWALAN.
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Most Insulting Lines Said To Google:
“Dear Google, Can You Just Allow Me To Write My Sentence
Before You Start Guessing“
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