Are you tired of him neglecting you,
not answering your calls and ignoring your texts?🤷
~•~
Then get your own Man and leave hers alone..!

How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔

Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?

I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around

Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?

Japanese scientists have created a Camera
with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a
woman with her mouth shut.

Facebook is the only book we read everyday

This lockdown is starting to feel like a game.
Congratulations you have completed level 3,
you have now unlocked alcohol!!!

Who would believe it 🙆 that when Makhadzi started her career of music she used to dance in front of the shops like Express Store, Spar, and Indian shops? Others scoffing at her saying she won’t go anywhere. But look where she is now. She’s now friends with big guns like Beyonce, Lana of WWE. Ronaldinho’s wife, Tong Po, Michael Ballack, Thien Henry, Benjamin Pavard, Stephanos Tsitsipas and Naomi Osaka.

You cheat on my homie I tell him ASAP.
He cheats on you thats none of my business

Motivational speakers be like ”
I started My Chicken dust business with feathers only”

If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.

Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏

I think we should have some rules
about mask wearing in shops. With
everyone wearing masks it will be
hard to tell the difference between
normal shoppers and robbers. I
propose that it be compulsory for
shoppers to wear white masks and
robbers black masks. That should
save a lot of confusion😼

Our house was so dirty that we had to
wipe our feet when we went out

Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.