Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Some people are like old TV
They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture
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I Hate people who can’t let go of the past
Debt collectors are the worst
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TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir
He suspended me for 3 weeks
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Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 
Peace : 
who, me??
Teacher : very good!! 
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Teacher : one day we will all be beautiful 
which tense is that learners 
Learners :future impossible tense!!!!!! 
Teacher : 
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Ladies who are 29years today,
next year they will be 3years
.
Aunty are you afraid of 30s??
Let me be going
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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””
I got detection after asking which end
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If nothing seems to be right….. 
GO left… Simple as that
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My neighbor dresses to kill 
and she cooks the same way 
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Trust in God 
But then remember to lock your car
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Sometimes I just look at birds and wonder
If I could fly who will I shit on
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Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers
So guys Be true
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my advice is….
Never listen to any advice..
Even this one…. 
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If everything comes your way……
then you’re in a wrong way right???
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Me : our neighbor has a new baby
Boy : what’s wrong with the old one?
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