“Buyela la uphuma khona!”

Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽‍♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.

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Uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqondana someone who will make life more easier.Kanti ulande iPrimus Stove.Uthi usafake iPricker🍆 igqamuka one way la endlini lento.Iyapoka

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Umuntu akucele uR2 kodwa iStove sakubo sihlangene nekhabethe futhi sinane Sun-Roof😑💔

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Sanibonani emini, bengifuna ukusho nje ukuthi ngimuhle, and ngisazoba worse. Ngiyabonga.

Oh, and futhi anginisabi.

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Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐

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Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?

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Bese belengisa i-mask ngaphansi kwesilevu usuku lonke, kube sengathi bazoyifaka uma i-Corona sebeyibona ingena ngomnyango.

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Iyasebenza i-lipstick 💄 because ifihla nama-lips asaxetshulwa ugologo. 🥃

Mina nje ngiyofela iqiniso.

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“Sthandwa sami, this is my male bestie.” Lapho usho umuntu onama-lips a-pink ongawacabuza kwawena mjita.

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Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

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Uke wanaka ukuthi iskole as’phumi, kuphuma izingane nothisha? 😮

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Ngithe kuye asibuyelane, wathi seku-late. So, ngizovuka early kusasa ngiphinde ngimzame.

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Yazi i-wrong i-Belgravia 🍾 baf’ethu, 😔 bengithi ngicifela omunye u-girl ihlo 😉 ngavele ngazumeka. 😭

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