Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!

Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!

I’m 100% Sure Ukuthi Lentombazane Epheka Isombo Lase KFC iSingle Phela No Husband cn stand
tht shit

Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”

Leendokuhle Lee Mkhabela>
Indoda e broke uybona ngokuth mayzamula iphume inyembezi

Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz

1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!

2018 sfuna lokhu

Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today

Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!

Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook

Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!

Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!

My doctor advise me today he said

“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You

Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”

Usisi wakwa makhelwane be like “Sengingamane ngishiywe indoda kunokuba ngishiywe abangani beyophuza”