Nongoma be like…

Passenger:ekhoneni..🤧
Taxi driver:kunani ngoba kunomful ekhoneni??
Passenger:Yeah ehla uyogeza🤧

aibo weNongoma

White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

White people

Caller : can you please give me Joe’s number

Receiver : 0612569123

Black people

Caller : hhoyi awung-Gaye Mabhelas kaSkebhe da

Receiver : sure uyiphethe ipen daa
Caller : ipen! Pen pen ukuphi nah ? Sure skhokho Sam

Receiver : 063

Caller : yah

Receiver 846

Caller : yah

Receiver : 4467

Caller : double 4 bani?

Receiver 4467

Caller double 4, 6 bani?

Utsi Uyangena Emthoyi Itsi iSit
“Angisiyo Intsanga Yakho Mine Unganginyeli Nje!!!”.

Utsi Usam’ Sucker Nje Darl Wakho;
Avele Akhulume Ma Sperms Akhe Atsi
“Kahle Kusigwinya Wena,
Uyasibambelela Sifuna Kukhula Natsi!!!

Utsi Usayikhipha Nje Ivele Itsi “Kudzala Udla Ngami Mfana Wami,
Ake Usidle Ngemlomo Kuphela Namuhla!!!”.
– 😂✋

Mthokozis Ne>
Someone wrote
Rip robbie malinga i was busy December

Nellza>
Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black
Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black,
then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke
labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona
abafika neBlack Friday

Entlek why do we have to pay on a Taxi
cause it’s going where we are going too..
_
Why bangasiphi iLift nje once

Hlukana Ne Woman On Top .. If Uto Jumper Jumper Ngatsi Bakuphe iLift Emuva Kwe Van Lendlula Kuma Potholes 😂.. Namatsela NjengeScoco, Uthule Utsi Duu!!

Real relationships last 3-7 months loku
kwabo 3-5 years kunemuthi phakathi

URamaphosa sceĺa anyuse phela imali yamaPhara kunini aqala ukcela oR2 namanje kusayibo oR2 hhay bazoteleka pheĺa labantu.

Siyazi ukuthi uBabakhe akaMondli,,
Kodwaa Mqeze phelaa Abemuhle!!

Umuntu abe nemona nenyama
yase mgcwaben ngathi kufe yena