Isimemezelo:
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Manje oMalume sebevumelekile ukudla uPalony wezingane efridgini.

Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business

When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”

Ladies Imagine.
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Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.
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Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.

mawuyis’shwapha
sicela ungayi gqoki I high waist assemblief

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell😑

Umuntu akaliwa, uyamziba nje iminyaka emihlanu then, uqhamuke usuthi
“Sesaxabana yini?”

Umzulu ulele ngaphansi kwemoto uyayikhanda
kuvele kuqhamuke umsuthu abingelele
Msuthu : Dumela ntate
Umzulu : soxabana wayidumisa mhlathi
kanyoko

Umuntu😘 akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha😋 i cover ye danone yoghurt

Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂

Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe🍑Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?

Masepa Is Everything In South Africa….
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You’re Beautiful – O Etsa Masepa..
You’re Ugly – O Bifile Masepa…
Bad Person – O Masepa A Motho…
You’re Great – O Masepa…
Don’t Want Apologies – Sorry Ya Masepa…
Talk Crap – O Bolela Masepa….
Driving A Nice Machine – Transi Ya Daiman E Masepa…
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Nou ke sure O Tshega Masepa😄
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